Birthday

Happy Durstday: Does your recipient love Limp Bizkit?? Boom, you wish them a Durstday!! Also works for any sort of macabre Robert Durst/ The Jinx fans.

Happy Blurfday: Ideal for when your recipient has taken one too many prescription pain relievers. That's a Blurfday if I ever heard one!

Happy Thirstday: See someone lookin' extra thirsty?? Well give 'em this! Also a bottle of water (sold separately).

Happy Curseday: Your best friend/family member/loved one/partner just got cursed by a sorcerer/witch in the woods and they are down in the dumps. Well, turn that frown upside down! We're now commemorating this day, and it's Happy Curseday!

Happy Girthday: Time comes for us all, and sometimes your waistline expands. Whatever, big is beautiful baby! Get Girthy on 'em!

Happy Birthday: The mother of all holidays, since this one is so personal. Check the box with pride, grab a present (sold separately), and celebrate the recipient. Or celebrate yourself, no one has to know!!

-4.25” x 5.5” card & red envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

About the Artist
Charlie Visconage is a self-taught artist living and working in Washington, DC. He makes funny, bright, and fun portraits of people and animals. In Charlie's world, all faces have frown lines, everyone has somethin' to hide, guns are golden, animals have attitude problems, and his subjects have probably had a few psychadelic experiences they wouldn't tell mom about. You can find his work at www.visconage.com or on Instagram @cavisconage.