Text Me

Before we were texting, we were phone-calling. Before we were phone-calling, we were sending letters. And before we were sending letters…actually, concurrently at some points… we were dropping by people’s houses unexpectedly and leaving personalized calling cards when they weren’t home. Sounds creepy, but back then— it was creepy if you didn’t. Flex that social status, sir or madame. Seriously, otherwise you’ll amount to nothing and be alone for the rest of your life.

This Victorian “Calling Card” inspired greeting card combines popular modes of communication, new and old-school, creating something ultra meta— just like you.

Send this greeting card to the right person this Valentine’s Day, you might receive a text soon…
Give this Valentine’s Day card to the right person, with a sexy message inside, and you may get exactly what your heart desires…

DISCLAIMER: THIS GREETING CARD IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FINDING YOU LOVE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY— YOU STILL HAVE TO BE A PERSON WITH SOMETHING TO OFFER.

-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA